A note about this site: This is a personal homepage. It is devoted to me
and only me. If it seems to be more than a little Jeff-centric, that's because
it is. I made this site for one reason: to talk about how wonderful I am
just like every other personal page on the web.
And speaking of other pages, please don't rip off this site. There are plenty
of other sites out there with funnier and more enriching content-- rip them
off. I don't care if you want to take my pictures and screw around with them.
I put them online, so I assume it's fair game. BUT, if I find that your site
has mysteriously familiar blogs or articles, or that you've just designed
the Official Jennifer Beard-O-Meter, I'm going to be sad... then angry
then sad again. Why do you want to make me sad (then angry then sad again)?
If you want to use quotes, pictures, or other content, all I ask is that
you give me credit (even if you're insulting me-I just like to see my name
in print). If you're feeling especially magnanimous, feel free to link me.
LINK ME! Hell, link me even if you don't want to steal my content.
By reading this far, you have validated my modest ego and acknowledged that
you find me fantastic. There's no point denying it now. I've already logged
your IP address.
Thanks for visiting. Enjoy your stay.