| Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Did you write any of these questions yourself?
A: Absolutely not. Each and every question on this page was submitted
by site visitors just like yourself.
Q: Have you always been this amazing and talented?
A: Yes and yes.
Q: What makes you so... I don't know... great?
A: First of all, thank you for noticing. Second, I would have to
credit my modesty.
Q: What makes you more attractive: your smile or your
hair?
A: Tough question, but I prefer not to choose favorites.
Q: I've noticed that you're a handsome man. Can I ever be as good-looking
as you?
A: Sadly, no. But a little Photoshop goes a long way (for example,
I've never even had a beard).
Q: What can I do to be more like you?
A: Print out my photo and wear it as a mask. Just don't write your
own FAQ's, I would never do that. |